Today's Smile

Funny Signs

At a music store in Nottingham, UK: Out to lunch. Bach at 12.30. Offenbach sooner.

In a dry cleaners shop in Portsmouth, UK: Drop your trousers here.

In a restaurant window Brixham, Devon, UK: Don't stand there and be hungry. Come inside and be fed up.

In a health food shop in Los Angeles, USA: Closed due to illness.

On a music teachers door in Halifax, Nova Scotia, USA: Out chopin, back in a min-u-et.

In a Laundromat, Portland, Oregon, USA: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.