Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of Saskatchewan.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?' Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted. 'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

Meet Coldwater ..........

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!

Brainteaser

I like this brainteaser, it is quite tricky, but very well thought out. Can you determine what the quirky clues refer to?

The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it's time for noon tea.

The second's biggest distinction is found,
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.

The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.

The fourth is oft used when making a selection,
Or if you should need a gun for protection.

The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.

What are they?

Why Boys Need Parents

Witty Bits

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did , in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where's the f*****g roof!

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Anything you say will be held against you ....................... "tits!"

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A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kick boxing!

Today's Smile

Thought For Today

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Author unknown

Cat Nap