Today's Smile

Brainteaser

To solve today's brainteaser puzzle, simply find the word that links the two words given. The dashes indicate the number of letters in the word you are looking for. Good luck!

ARM (-----) LIFT

CREAM (----) ADDER

WOOD (----) BENCH

SHOULDER (-----) POCKET

CANDY (----) WASHER

Answers in tomorrows Journal.

Waves

These incredible images were taken by the No.1 photographer of surf, Clark Little. He has dedicated his life to photographing the waves and has published a selection of the best images of his career. He captures magical moments inside the 'tube', as surfers say.

Latex Gloves

Next time you see a pair of latex gloves you're going to smile when you think of this.

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was very nervous, so he decided to tell her a joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No I don't", she replied.
"Well,," he spoofed, "There's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank and dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate part of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"Oh, nothing" she replied. "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid!!!

They have been there and done everything!

Who Am I? - Yesterday's Answer

Yesterday I set a very topical 'Who Am I?' puzzle for you to solve. Did you manage to work out who our mystery person was?

Answer

HAZEL BLEARS