Having finished their round, three lady golfers sat having a drink in the clubhouse. After a while the subject turned to sex. One of the ladies suggested it might be fun to use the golf handicap system to rate their husbands performances in bed.First Lady Golfer: "I would have to put my husband on a handicap of 5. He is so considerate, and loving, and satisfies me in every possible way."
Second Lady Golfer: "I would have to give my husband a handicap of 18. He is not gentle with me, only considers himself and it's all over in under two minutes."
Third Lady Golfer: After a long pause. "I'm afraid I can't give my husband a handicap. He hasn't put a card in for two years.
