He Said To Me

He said to me.. .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

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He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

He Said To Me

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

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He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.