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I haven't lost my mind - its backed up on tape somewhere.

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ISDN = It Still Does Nothing.

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Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)

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Windows has detected a mouse movement. Please restart Windows so changes can take effect.

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The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better. "I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.

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MACINTOSH:

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

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RAM disk is 'not' an installation procedure!

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MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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Failure is not an option ... it comes bundled with Microsoft.

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Windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition.

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Error! Press any 11-digit prime number to continue.

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Press any key except ... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

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Real programmers don't comment! It was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." ..... Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989

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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

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Sexy Unix Commands:

date, unzip, touch, strip, finger, mount, gasp, yes, uptime.

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Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.

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Want to make $$$$ with your computer? No Risk! Simply press (shift-4) four times in a row.

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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.