Questions You Just Can't Answer

Do Lipton Tea employee's take coffee breaks?

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Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag, and put garments in a suitcase?

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Why buy a product that it takes 2ooo flushes to get rid of?

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When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?

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Questions You Just Can't Answer

If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do?

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called holes?

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When people say "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed," What is the right side?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"?

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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Why do we wash bath towels; aren't we clean when we use them?

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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements?

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If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUp?

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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How come every one's going so slow if it's called the rush hour?

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Questions You Just can't Answer

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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Psychics never win the lottery, Why is that?

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How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?

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If one synchronizes swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

Why do they call it 'common sense' when it's so rare?

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

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If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo.

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Questions You Just Can't Answer

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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When someone with multiple personalities threaten suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation?

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

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Questions You Just Can't Answer

If practice makes perfect and no body's perfect, why practice?

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What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

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What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

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If electrity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Why do the 'alphabet' song and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star', have the same tune?

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Stop singing and read on .........

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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

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Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive

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Questions You Just Can't Answers

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their backsides when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

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If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those pink dangly things hanging here, and drink whatever comes out?"

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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there ..... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its backside?"

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Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Did you ever stop and wonder?

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Questions You Just Can't Answer

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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What is the speed of darkness?

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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

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Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal ' people at the Special Olympics?

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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Questions You Just Can't Answer

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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