Therapy

When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream "I Won, I Won!"

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When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

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Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Therapy

Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

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Sing along at the opera.

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Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Therapy

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions - switch to espresso.

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Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy.

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As often as possible skip rather than walk.

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Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Keep a serious face.

Therapy

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down!

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Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

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Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

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Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"