Ever Wondered Why?

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why you have to click on start to turn off your computer?

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Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour,

while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

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Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

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Blankney Pictures

Blankney Golf Club House

Ground floor - Restaurant and Kitchens

First Floor - Locker Rooms and Office

(Click image to enlarge)

Definitions (Medical)

Benign
What you be after you be eight.

Artery
The study of paintings.

Bacteria
Back door to cafe.

Barium
What doctors do when patients die.

Maxine's World

Who Am I?

Time to put on your detective hat again and try to solve our 'Who Am I?' puzzle. Just consider the ten clues below and try to work out the name of our mystery famous celebrity.

o1 I was born in County Cork, Ireland.
02 I am 46 years old.
03 My real name is Graham Walker.
04 My first ambition was to be a journalist.
05 I am openly gay.
06 I appeared in the 'Father Ted' series.
07 I eventually moved to Channel 4.
08 In 2003 I was listed in the Observer, as one of the top 50 best comedy acts.
09 In 2004 I took my show to America.
10 On return from America I signed a huge contract with the BBC.

Can you guess who we are talking about?
Answer in tomorrows Journal.