Friday, 6 March 2009

Robot Conductor Takes To Stage

Take a look at this video, it shows just how far the science of robotics has come. Watch in full screen mode and make sure your sound is on. Click on link below.

** Robot conductor takes to stage **
'Asimo', a robot designed by the Honda Motor Company, was the unlikely conductor at the Detroit Symphony
< http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/1/hi/technology/7402363.stm >



Looking Back - George Formby Dies

On this day in 1961 the death was announced of George Formby, one of Britain's most popular entertainers, at the age of 56. Lancashire born Formby, was the star of several black and white films during the 1930's and 1940's. In an age before television, he was voted most popular star of the 'silver screen' for six consecutive years. British cinema-goers flocked to see the good natured imbecile in films like 'Spare a Copper' and 'George in Civvy Street'. In real life Formby was anything but an imbecile, his trademark toothy grin and ukulele, earning him £35,000 per film (huge money in the 1940's) and amassing him a personal fortune. Born George Hoy Booth in Wigan in 1904 he was the son of Lancashire's most famous music hall star who first adopted the name Formby for the stage. Son George had ambitions to be a jockey, but weight gain ruled out a racing career. Instead he followed in his father's footsteps, making his debut on the stage at the age of 17. He was the 'ukulele king' and entertained audiences with songs like 'When I'm Cleaning Windows' and his catchphrase 'Turned out nice again'. Formby topped the bill at several Royal Command performances at the London Palladium. Heart problems caused him to retire in 1952, though he continued to appear in occasional stage and pantomime shows. Formby had been married to Beryl his long time wife of 36 years. Within two months of her death Formby announced his surprise engagement to Patricia Howson, 36. Shortly afterwards he suffered a fatal heart attack at the home of his fiancee, they were due to marry within weeks. In a will, made a few days before his death ,George Formby left most of his £140,000 fortune to Patricia Howson. He left nothing to his family. Eventually, after six years of legal wrangling, an out-of -court settlement was reached which gave £5,000 to Formby's mother and £2,000 to each of his three sisters. In 1964 Patricia Howson sold jewellery given to her by Formby, saying she needed the money to pay her legal bills. Ms Howson died in 1971 leaving £20,000. Following his death, George Formby became a cult figure, with hundreds of fan clubs all around the world.

Today's Smile

A class of school children, were asked by their teacher, to draw a picture depicting what they would like to be when they grow up. One little girl in the class drew the above picture. After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note, written by her mother.

Dear Ms. Davis

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is not of me on a dance pole, on a stage, in a strip joint. I work at B&Q and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs Harrington



More European Intervention


EU Directive No. 456179
In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2009.

From this date, the correct terminology will be 'Euronating'.

Thank you for your attention.

Brainteaser - Thursday's Answer

Yesterday I set you a mathematical brainteaser. Six clues, which when followed through, resulted in a number. The answer was.............22

Those of you who got it right go to the top of the class - the rest of you stand in the corner!