Friday, 25 September 2009

The Professor

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said , "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan."

All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decide they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the third test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.


Thought For Today

If you are going through hell, keep going!
Sir Winston Churchill

If Women Ruled The World

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Today's Smile

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
What a Great chest you have!"

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,

"What massive calves you have!"

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby"

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out

of the apartment screaming in fear'

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He

catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment

like that.

The blonde replies, "I was to be around all that dynamite after I

saw how short the fuse was!"