Monday, 22 June 2009

Petrol Prices


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife 'Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice. "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

Thought For Today

I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde

Ever Wondered Why?

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious).
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning contains nuts
(Talk about a newsflash)
I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.
On a child's superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Ten Commandments - Beckham Style

On 4 July, David and Victoria Beckham will have been married for 10 years. What's their secret? According to love psychologist Susan Quilliam, it's the ten commandments - Beckham style.

01 Give each other space - acres of it.

02 Forgive and forget.

03 Family comes first.

04 Be each others cheerleader.

05 Dress for marriage success.

06 When two become one.

07 All you need is love.

08 The in laws are not the enemy.

09 Never air dirty linen in public.

10 Spice up your sex life.

You know something? I think she might be right!

Today's Smile

Brainteaser - Sunday's Answers

On Sunday the brainteaser was a set of 10 'Trivia' questions, the answers to which are given below:

o1 The channel islands.
02 Viking warriors killed in battle.
03 Dame Agatha Christie.
04 Copenhagen.
05 Crocodile.
06 Types of clouds.
07 The Keep.
08 The television.
09 Sir Robert Peel.
10 A kind of ape.

9/10 Excellent 7/8 Very Good 5/6 Good -Below 5 Could do better!