Monday, 26 October 2009
Trivial Pursuit
The first copies of Trivial Pursuit were sold at a loss, the manufacturing costs for the first copies came to seventy-five dollars per game and the game was sold to retailers for fifteen dollars. Trivial Pursuit was licenced to Selchow and Righter a major U.S. game manufacturer and distributor in 1983. The manufacturers financed a successful public relations effort and Trivial Pursuit became a household name.
In December 1993, Trivial Pursuit was named to the 'Games Hall of Fame' by Games magazine.
The Government Cat
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the chemist said his cat do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to Government employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet .....
drank the milk .....
Worlds Worst Jokes
Who Am I?
01 I was born on 9 July 1957.
02 My place of birth was Parsons Green, London.
03 I am an English comedian, writer and actor.
04 I am probably best known for my cutting wit.
05 I was voted one of the ten greatest wits of all time, alongside Oscar Wilde, Spike Milligan, Noel Coward and Winston Churchill, in a poll by the Guardian.
06 I have married three times, to actress Caroline Quentin, actress Sarah Parkinson and fellow improviso Suki Webster.
07 I underwent severe depression, followed by a complete mental breakdown.
08 I am an ardent fan of silent comedy, about which, I have presented a TV series and written a book.
09 I have been a member of The Comedy Store Players since 1985.
10 In 1999, I starred alongside Ronnie Corbett as one of the ugly sisters in ITV's Christmas pantomime.
Good luck with identifying this well known celebrity!