Saturday 6 June 2009

Record Litter For Leicester Dalmation

101 Dalmation's - well, not quite, but a remarkable achievement nevertheless. A Leicester Dalmation has produced a record-breaking 18 pups beating the previous record of 15. Watch the pups now by clicking the link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7816790.stm

Thought For Today

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Shantideva

Blankney Pictures

BLANKNEY CRICKET CLUB
(Start of the 2009 Campaign)
The ground looks superb for the start of the season.

Groundsman David Pearce working on the square.

Match in progress.



Every Story Has a Moral

THE PASTOR'S ASS
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper reads:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline reads:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headline reads:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried next day!
The moral of the story is, being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.

Church Signs




Brainteaser - Yesterday's Answer

Yesterday's brainteaser asked you to find a link word that would go between two words given. Below are the answers:

ARM (-----) LIFT.................................CHAIR

CREAM (----) ADDER.........................PUFF

WOOD (----) BENCH..........................WORK

SHOULDER (-----) POCKET.............PATCH

CANDY (----) WASHER.....................DISH

Well done if you came up with all five correct answers!