Thursday, 18 June 2009
The Nissan FCV (fuel cell vehicle) is on display at Imperial College, London. The hydrogen-powered vehicle can drive up to 300 miles before refilling and has a maximum speed of 95 miles per hour. Click on the video link below to watch Emma Simpson take you on a test drive! Watch in full screen mode.
Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield.
Mechanic: Suspect you're right.
Pilot: Number 3 engine missing.
Mechanic: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Pilot: Aircraft handles funny.
Mechanic: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
Pilot: Target radar hums
Mechanic: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
Pilot: Mouse in cockpit.
Mechanic: Cat installed.
Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something.
Mechanic: Took hammer away from midget.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh! my. I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.......
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies.........
Wait for it.......
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
"You just happened to catch my eye".