Monday 14 September 2009

Questions You Just Can't Answer



Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why Boy's Need Parents


Witty Bits

You know your God is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
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Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
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You never learn anything by doing it right.
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Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

You're In The Army Now




If the enemy is in range, so are you.
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Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
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If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
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If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
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Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Who Am I -Sunday's Answer



Who Am I
Sunday's Answer
was
Simon Cowell