Monday 14 September 2009

Witty Bits

You know your God is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
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Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
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You never learn anything by doing it right.
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Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.