A Story Without Words

Worlds Worst Jokes

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, "That's Aboriginal."

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This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No permanent."

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I went into a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

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I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best before End."

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Thought For Today

Sex between a husband and wife can be a beautiful thing, if you happen to be between the right husband and wife.
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Amazing Artwork - John Pugh

The third in our series of eight, featuring the work of artist

John Pugh, who paints 3D murals on the sides of buildings

Honolulu, Hawaii. This mural took two months of studio work to plan and another six months to execute with the help of 11 otherartists. Featured are Queen Liliuokalani. The last monarch of the Hawaiian Islands and Duke Kahanamoku, the ultimate father of surfing.