Saturday, 19 September 2009

News Headlines

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
Tiger Wood's Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says
Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Now Takes Over
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter


Keep staring at these steps.
Do they appear to change direction?

Animal Crackers


Today's Smile

Older Women

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said.

"Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000 home, $45,000 car, nice big bed ans plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve your mid-life crises!