Saturday 19 September 2009

News Headlines

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
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Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
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Tiger Wood's Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says
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Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
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Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
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Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Now Takes Over
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Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter