Thought For Today

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first.
Albert Einstein

Anjana

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Anjana the chimp, with her new friends two

white tiger cubs, pictured with a staff member

at the 'Tigers' reservation, South Carolina.

Uncanny Anagrams

Yesterday I published some uncanny anagrams, with the promise more would follow today. Well, here they are, what makes them so interesting is that the new words are all relative to the original words.

ANIMOSITY becomes IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS becomes LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW becomes WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS becomes ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT becomes I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES becomes THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
becomes
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

How weird are those!

Czech Your Aim!

Two artists have offered Czechs angered by politics the chance to take revenge on their lawmakers by shooting them literally in the face, by turning their photos into air gun targets.
The picture on the right shows a visitor adjusting an air rifle whilst the girlfriend finds their disliked politician at the 'Kill Your Politician' exhibit at the Roxy/NoD Gallery in Prague. Portraits of all 200 members of Czech Chamber of Deputies are displayed at the exhibition where people are allowed to shoot the politicians they dislike.

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We don't do that in England. We just let them shoot themselves in the foot!

Kitchen Tips

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. All your pains will go away.

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Today's Smile

Who Am I? - Yesterday's Answer

The answer to yesterdays

Who Am I? puzzle

was

Lembit Opik

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