Beware Of Bargains

I went out for a meal a few evenings ago. I went to one of those Chinese places that advertise in the window 'All you can eat for a fiver'. The restaurant was beautiful very plush in fact, I was met by a charming Chinese waitress who showed me to my table. She brought my drink to the table and asked me to let her know if there was anything else I needed. The buffet was fantastic and included dishes from every part of the far east. Everything was cooked to perfection. I won't be going again. They only give you one chopstick.