A man was sitting at his table in the restaurant reading the menu. The waiter came over.
Waiter: "Has sir decided?"
Man: " Yes I think I'll have the octopus"
Waiter: "Very good sir, but I'm afraid there will be a two hour wait"
Man: "That's ridiculous. Why does it take that long?"
Waiter: "Well sir, we cook them alive on top of the stove and they keep turning the gas off"
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