Police in Dubbo NSW, Australia, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander over his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopier machine. The message He's lying was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' to be working, the suspect confessed.
A junior typist, who was none too swift, was typing one day when she turned to the secretary and said "I'm almost out of paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper" the secretary told her.With that, the junior took her last remaining blank sheet of paper, put it in the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'bank' copies.
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