Thursday 26 February 2009

Today's Smile

Fifty one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the army.

On his first day in basic training, the army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth out.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.