A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his voice, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The wife said "Oh my god! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he said, "Just get out."
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