Monday 2 March 2009

Classified Advertisements

The following Classified Advertisements actually appeared in the paper.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel. 1/2 sneaky neighbours dog.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out awhile.
Better be big reward.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother, Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

More Classified Ads tomorrow.