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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.