More Funny Signs!

In a department store in Vancouver, Canada: Bargain Basement Upstairs.

In a restaurant in Norfolk, Virginia, USA: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

In a pub in West Sussex which is non-smoking: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

In an Ottowa, Canada, clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 18 and 19 necks.
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At an Optician's in Fareham, UK: If you don't see what you're looking for,you have come to the right place.