Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they are met by St Peter . He says "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be any one you wish to be"
The first nun says, "I want to be Angelina Jolie"
And 'poof'' she was gone.
The second nun says "I want to be Madonna"
And 'poof'' she was gone.
The third nun says "I want to be Sarah Pipalini"
St Peter looked perplexed "Who?" he asks.
"Sarah Pipalini" replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry that name does not ring a bell"
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter.
St Peter reads it and starts laughing. Handing it back to the nun he says
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400
men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!
