A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was very nervous, so he decided to tell her a joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No I don't", she replied.
"Well,," he spoofed, "There's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank and dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate part of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"Oh, nothing" she replied. "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid!!!
They have been there and done everything!
