Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
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The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever!"
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"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last!"
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(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
