The Ages Of Taking A Woman To Bed

AGE 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story.

AGE 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed.

AGE 28
You don't need to tell her
a story to take her to bed.


AGE 38
She tells you a story and
takes you to bed.


AGE 48
She tells you a story to avoid
going to bed.



AGE 58
You stay in bed to avoid
her story.


AGE 68
If you take her to bed, that will be some story.


AGE 78
Story, what story! Bed, what bed!
Anyway, Who are you!