I suppose 'milkman jokes' are becoming something of an endangered species, much the same as the milkman himself. The following are all genuine notes left out for milkmen.
01 No milk. Please do not leave milk at No.14 either as he is dead until further notice.
02 Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.
03 Milk is needed for the baby.Father is unable to supply it.
04 From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.
05 Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
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