Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in Dublin. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his bar stools, which were the talk of the fashionable east side neighbourhood. All five Nuns sat up at he bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.
They, too, came for a cold drink and were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
GIVE US A SENSE OF HUMOUR LORD,GIVE US THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE,
TO GET SOME HUMOUR OUT OF LIFE,
AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLK.
