The following answers were given by 2nd Grade school children in reply to the questions being posed. There is nothing more humorous than the mind of a child.
Why did God make mothers?
1 She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2 Mostly to clean the house.
3 To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1 He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2 Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3 God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1 God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2 They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum?
1 We're related.
2 God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's Mums like me.
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