Funny Signs

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make: limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger: roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

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Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

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Notice in a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

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Notice in a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.