: Customers who find our waitresses rude should see the manager. ******************
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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Notice in a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
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An advert in the 'Missoulian' by Orange Street Food Farm: Golden, Ripe Boneless Bananas.
