Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
