Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I"
Millie: I is .....
Teacher: No, Millie ..... Always say "I am"
Millie: All right ..... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
