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A Newfie and two Indians were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indian's ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
W00000! W00000! Wooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Newfie was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about, "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied, "No. It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!" into the opening of the cave. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in their waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped and hollered, Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! Immediately, there was the answer.Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Newfie wandered around in the woods for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indian's found. There must be some real big fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! Like the others, he then heard an answering call, with a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face he raced into the cave tearing all his clothes off as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read:
NAKED NEWFIE RUN OVER BY TRAIN
