Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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You take Naps.
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Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
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You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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A £4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
