You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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"I just can't drink the way I used to" is replaced by "I'm never going to drink that much again."
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90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
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When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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