Wednesday 19 August 2009

Winter Blonde

One winter morning in Michigan a couple was listening to the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have eight to ten inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." Norman's wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting ten to twelve inches of snow today. You must park ....." Then the electric power went off.
Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blonde's exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."