A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde.
3- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler, and
5 - I'm a six foot, 200 lb, blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in Karate and a very bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaaah ..... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
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