In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
******************
Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags. £5. Or, do it yourself, £1 .
******************
At the Electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment. If you don't, you will be.
******************
Notice in a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
*****************
Notice in Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
