Sunday 20 September 2009

Questions You Just Can't Answer




Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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What is the speed of darkness?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
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Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal ' people at the Special Olympics?
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?