Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their backsides when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
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If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
