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I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said, "Kenwood", I said, "Where is he then."
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I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera.
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I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.
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