Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Guess What This is

Prison versus Work

Prison: You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell.

Work: You spend the majority of your time in a 6x6 cubicle/office.

Prison: You get three meals a day, fully paid for.

Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

Prison: You get time off for good behaviour.

Work: You get more work for good behaviour.

Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

Work: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

Prison: You can watch TV and play games.

Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

Prison: You get your own toilet.

Work: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

Prison: They allow your friends and family to visit.

Work: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens.

Work: They are called managers.